
Lurking in the Parking Lot
Teachings of a Delusional Monk
A Monk in A Parking Lot Where Stillness Begins to Speak
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Step into a parallel world where wisdom wears dusty robes and sits silently near office buildings. Lurking in the Parking Lot is a kaleidoscopic narrative of conversations, observations, and inner reckonings. Written with poetic introspection and spiritual mischief, this debut book from Vahid invites you into a slow-burning dialogue on identity, purpose, emotion, and illusion—delivered by a so-called “delusional monk.” Blending fiction and philosophy, it’s a journey of unraveling your assumptions and quietly confronting the nature of being human.

Chapter Teaser: “The Consequences of Being a Human”
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She speaks in lava and ocean metaphors. You think she’s being poetic—until you realize she’s speaking your life out loud. You listen to her voice and hear your own thoughts echoed back with unbearable clarity. A dragonfly passes. Is this a casual chat in a parking lot, or the unveiling of a universal truth you’ve been avoiding your whole life?
